Online Dating Disasters Stories
von WEB_bobby · 05.09.2017
I spent a week messaging a few girls and decided to meet the first of these girls to put my plan into action. We ended up hitting it off and started dating exclusively. Four years later, and we are still dating. She completely ruined my plan. We went out a few times. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat.
I think he meant it as a compliment. It takes me an hour to drive there, and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date, so I could be prepared. The waitress brings her to my table, and I see another man walking with her. For the first time in my entire life, I was completely speechless. I had no idea how to reply, so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word. We decided to go get dinner, and she was even better in person.
When I got home, she texted me saying that I was just going to use her had we had sex, calling me a pig. Her friend went to her house, where Ashley had apparently left her phone, and her car and the front door was wide open. Then he asked me if 'Autumn wanted to go back to Eric's place now' to which I replied, 'I'll have to ask her and get back to you. The drinks came and one of them spilled on the table, he stopped the waitress from wiping it up and proceeded to slurp it off of the table and said 'these drinks ain't cheap' as though he was paying.
Then he spent the rest of the night on his phone. He told me to come to his house for a 'big surprise' I get over there and there's about 50 people I've never seen before on his lawn. One guy was standing in the middle giving a casual presentation It was a pyramid scheme. The guy had invited me over for a pyramid scheme. He told me he was a male feminist. After 2 weeks of talking and gaming together we decided to meet.
Talked myself into going out with someone who had seemed duller than a bucket full of mud because he was, frankly, gorgeous. After hearing all about how he thought he was the reincarnation of an Egyptian princess, I switched the topic to books I assumed his would be Fifty Shades of Gay or the Very Retarded Caterpillar. He turned out to be a Satanist who wanted to drink my blood. Oh god… okay I have a story. I met a cute, longhaired metalhead guy on OKC several years ago, he was just my type so I was pretty excited.
He also posted about how miracles are real because some relative of his recovered from a bad illness. I logged back in a few hours later to find a long, rambling, terrifying message about how I was a stupid egotistical asshole. I live in Dallas: I lived in a different state when we were talking , but still…too close for comfort. The message, as per request: If you must know… I worship Satan. I would have loved to have drank your blood myself but had the feeling I would be full but only with self-pity.
I used to be like you in fact my first degree was in A. I used to work on computers. Now I have a Ph. You just pissed me off so bad after I poured my heart out to you with my hospital experience. Open up your fucking mind and realize that there is more than just us here. You can take the bible and wipe your fucking ass with ass with it!
He told me he fantasizes about fucking young boys. Chatting to a guy for a while on OKC, he visits me from down south, all seems good, have foods, have drinks, have sexy times. Good 2 days with lots of noisy sex. Unsurprisingly I have no contact with him at all after that and still occasionally check his local paper to see if he was been brought up on any charges.
Was never sure if I should have gone to the police or not… 7. She pulled out a meth pipe and started smoking. Talked to a girl for a couple weeks when we agreed to meet up.